You aren't the sidekick. We know. You're the smart one, the one with great hair. And abs. You have difficult people to look after, and the writers don't always know what to do with you. But you know, and you know great hair. So here, with all our empathy, is that hair. It's the least we can do. For the smartass voice of reason, for a man of suits and flannel, for you, the tall one, wear this with pride.
This short brown wig flips up slightly at the ends, and works well for Sam Winchester from Supernatural, Goro Akechi from Persona, and Viktor from Arcane (shown hand-styled to work for him in the gallery!).